Pussy Problems

This circumstance is not what you presume.

It isn’t voyeurism; it’s just gore.

I really wish they’d find a different room.

The pillow I was using’s on the floor.

I try to just ignore them and relax.

I turn the other way and heave a sigh.

I look up at the ceiling, counting cracks.

If they don’t finish soon, I’ll start to cry.

I have no choice but waiting till they’re done.

I’d be asleep if not for all the noise.

I long to find a nice spot in the sun,

or curl up in my basket full of toys.

Attempts at using doorknobs all fall flat …

the trials and tribulations of a cat!




Colonel Beauregard Bojangles


I love my big, fat Ragdoll cat, named Beau.

His fur is gorgeous shades of crème and flame.

By far he is the softest cat I know.

His countenance is referenced by his name.


 He tops the scale at 19.5 pounds.

Stretched paw to tail, in inches, thirty-eight.

When Beau is brushed, he makes a trilling sound.

His waddle is the most endearing gait.


 A cranky boy, he speaks up when first touched.

From his great effort, when he jumps, he grunts.

A Ragdoll, Beau will dangle when he’s clutched,

but turns into a beast each time he hunts.


 He loves to have his big ol’ belly rubbed.

We do it all the time so he’ll feel loved.

Little Ball of Fur

So soft and white, your whiskers and your paws.

How warm and floppy does your body feel.

So painful when they stab my flesh, your claws.

Cry out, you do, when you’re in want of meal.

You lay stretched out and nap beneath the sun,

just soaking up the rays upon the sill.

You climbing into boxes serves as fun.

You make me follow you and do your will.

So worth it all, your faults, I can find none.

And just to worship you is thanks enough.

The best of cats, you are the only one.

Oh, how I love to feel your tongue, so rough.

How those who’d rather dogs be by their side

have missed the pleasure of your kind to bide!

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